I am a cat.

22nd May 2013 | 5 notes

ineffablehusbands:

and in a shocking turn of events, I was accepted into University of Washington

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I got accepted into UBC Arts and transferred into science, it’s not super hard, just try to keep your avg >70

10th May 2013 | 16,359 notes

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13th Apr 2013 | 2 notes

20th Mar 2013 | 134,948 notes

oldmanstephanie:

jackalsfeast:

himynamesray:

Just your everyday problems.

did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tag

the baby i’m gonna cry

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17th Mar 2013 | 793 notes

oolongs:

fist me im irish

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4th Feb 2013 | 13 notes

eat shit sexhavers

4th Feb 2013 | 803 notes

cosmo tip #589

expertcosmotips:

not beyonce? then you’re the literal human embodiment of diarrhea

4th Feb 2013 | 878 notes

cosmo tip #588

expertcosmotips:

remember girls your worth is in how many people you have sex with and don’t you forget it

3rd Feb 2013 | 23 notes

oxyderces:

i should be studying

29th Dec 2012 | 7,953 notes

krudman:

ryan-c-cole:

morbi:

ryan-c-cole:

mistressperona:

so I made Romney into a one piece villain.

it fits.

This is a little too perfect.

THE NEW VICE ADMIRAL AND POSSESSOR OF THE MONEY-MONEY FRUIT

MITTORUUUUU!

OBAMANUUUU…. PISTOL!

(Source: yatterman)